Izzy Quaggo

W: "Let's do Mad Libs." (W's faaaaavorite sitdown activity. If you haven't started doing these with your kids yet, they're a great way to learn grammar).

Me: "Okay."

W: "This says 'person in the room'. But we can do someone not in the room right?"

Me: "I'll allow it."

W: "I choose Izzy Quaggo."

Me: "Who's that?"

W: "Player for Illinois football team. I made him up. He's number 60."

Me: "Interesting."

W: "I'll also put down Aleo Narvino. Made him up too. Number 75."